Dear cats and dogs too...

All of you are misbehaving beyond words. I love each and everyone of you. However, this latest is really trying my patience to a point where I can literally scream and throw all of you out of the house. I feed you, I play with you, I let most of you sleep on my bed with me... And all of you in return do these horrible act? What do I not understand?

I'm tired of wet vacuuming the living room carpet. Cats, you have five yes that's right you have five litter boxes. Three of them are gigaenormous plastic storage tub that I've modified to be a litter box. It's like a sand box.

GAHHHH!!!!

Would anyone like to adopt a mischievous cats? They are all bottle fed by me and raised to be a very loving house cats. Never been outside. Pampered and very loving.