Dear Cat

[skhill]

Dear cats,

So I didn't lose my warmest mittens after all-- you just hid them under a chair. But you know, warm mittens help the dog get nice, long walks, which means more dog-free time for you!

[Xrayted]

pll, there is a dog version too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

[snapdragen]

"This is all too much, I must pee on the bed"

[Blueberry]

Dear Cats-

Thank you for not freaking out that there is an obnoxious dog in your space. I'm sorry he has to be here, but he does (since my dad has scheduled his knee replacement surgery, and the dog can't go home until he is home and recovered). We'll keep trying to give you extra scratches and treats, and please give the dog a wide berth when his food is out (since he has already snarled at you for walking past). We won't feed him when we aren't there to supervise, of course. If we haven't told you lately, you are awesome cats!

[pll]

pll, there is a dog version too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

I found the cat one funnier. The dog version is to focused on... bodily functions.

[smilingcat]

Dear cats and dogs too...

All of you are misbehaving beyond words. I love each and everyone of you. However, this latest is really trying my patience to a point where I can literally scream and throw all of you out of the house. I feed you, I play with you, I let most of you sleep on my bed with me... And all of you in return do these horrible act? What do I not understand?

I'm tired of wet vacuuming the living room carpet. Cats, you have five yes that's right you have five litter boxes. Three of them are gigaenormous plastic storage tub that I've modified to be a litter box. It's like a sand box.

GAHHHH!!!!

Would anyone like to adopt a mischievous cats? They are all bottle fed by me and raised to be a very loving house cats. Never been outside. Pampered and very loving.