Dear Cat

[Catrin]

That was delightful, thanks for posting it! SO glad I didn't see this a couple of days ago, the laughter would have hurt far too much

"This is the 900th day that my face has been accidentally wetted"... poor kitteh!

[marni]

and tux the maine coon who constantly leaves dripping faucets behind, he of the eternally wet head,doesn't see what the problem is with a wet nose.

we have had to move the self filling water bowl to the bathtub in order to prevent waking up or coming home to a fully flooded kitchen. Miss Ikew the other cat is irritated that her favorite spa day play pen (the bathtub) is now occupied by the water monster., Life is not easy around here for the cats.

[nuliajuk]

and tux the maine coon who constantly leaves dripping faucets behind, he of the eternally wet head,doesn't see what the problem is with a wet nose.

we have had to move the self filling water bowl to the bathtub in order to prevent waking up or coming home to a fully flooded kitchen. Miss Ikew the other cat is irritated that her favorite spa day play pen (the bathtub) is now occupied by the water monster., Life is not easy around here for the cats.

Years ago I had a cat that would wait patiently under the bathtub tap for me to turn it on just a trickle so she could drink. One day I didn't get there fast enough for her liking, so she clawed at the tap, peered up into the spout to see if anything was coming out yet, then clawed at the tap some more. Good thing I didn't have those lever faucets, she'd have opened them on her own while I was away, I'm sure - and of course not turned them off again.
Yeah, she was smart, so smart it was almost scary.

[Becky]

Dear Cat-

I'm so very very sorry that I broke your foot. I'm even more sorry that the splint is cumbersome and the e-collar terrifies you. Pleasepleaseplease....be a good patient, eat and drink normally, and leave your splint alone so that maybe I can take that collar off. You tell me if you want the pain meds, cuz right now that just seems like more mental anguish on top of what you've already gone through.

Love,
Your mom, who feels like the world's worst human being right now.

[skhill]

Dear cats,

So I didn't lose my warmest mittens after all-- you just hid them under a chair. But you know, warm mittens help the dog get nice, long walks, which means more dog-free time for you!

[Xrayted]

pll, there is a dog version too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

[snapdragen]

"This is all too much, I must pee on the bed"

[pll]

pll, there is a dog version too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

I found the cat one funnier. The dog version is to focused on... bodily functions.