Dear So and So

[alexis_the_tiny]

Dear world and everyone around me,

I am VERY tired of navigating social interactions this week. Please stop making me have to do that or pointing out my mistakes in socially interacting with others or trying to make me laugh at my own mistakes. Its a really sensitive point for me, I know I don't do it well or right just about all the time, CUT ME SOME SLACK.

[Biciclista]

Dear Alexis_the_tiny (I love that name) here is some slack use it liberally.

[alexis_the_tiny]

Mimi, you made me laugh, thank you. Hope you're doing well, have a nice big helping of slack if you need some of it too.

[Owlie]

Dear parents,
While it's great that you're going to come up today, couldn't you have told me when sometime before 10 this morning? I could have gotten a ride in!

(Well, okay, I couldn't have, because I was asleep, but that's not the point...)

Dear body:
We got a whole 9 hours of sleep last night! I know we've been short the whole week, but please stop wanting to crawl back into bed. We have things to do.
Oh, and left calf--please stop hurting. I don't think I actually did anything to you.

[Crankin]

Dear Men's Clothing Manufacturers,

I guess vanity sizing has now entered the men's market. I am looking for a simple, but nice birthday present for DH. I know what brands fit him, yet no store (I am so desperate that I went to the locally owned active wear store that charges twice what I would pay on line) has a size small. Now, he is not super skinny, but he is thin, and he's 5' 7". Why don't you carry size small?
His birthday is Monday and it is looking like he will be present-less.
Of course, I can't give him what he wants... not to be 55 years old!

[snapdragen]

Dear Men's Clothing Manufacturers,

I guess vanity sizing has now entered the men's market. I am looking for a simple, but nice birthday present for DH. I know what brands fit him, yet no store (I am so desperate that I went to the locally owned active wear store that charges twice what I would pay on line) has a size small. Now, he is not super skinny, but he is thin, and he's 5' 7". Why don't you carry size small?
His birthday is Monday and it is looking like he will be present-less.
Of course, I can't give him what he wants... not to be 55 years old!

55 is a lovely age!

snap "soon to be there too" dragen.