Dear Tree Down The Street That Fell On A Live Wire And Caught Fire And Exploded With Much Panache At 2AM Jolting Me And My Neighbors Out Of Bed And Cutting Power To Everyone Including Those Who Actually Had Their Power Restored Days Ago,

THANKS!!

You put us at the top of the power company's list and by 10:30 am, we all have power!

Now to go grocery shopping...

Dear Tree Company,
I sure hope you get out here today like you said you would. I thought for sure that last night's explosion was my tree deciding to crash through my little house. So did my neighbors, who came running to rescue me. But my tree is still there, hanging out and swaying in the breeze.