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  1. #1
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    Dear Body,

    Please reconsider your new policy of an Annual Major Health Event. Three years in a row is quite enough.

    Thank you

    Me
    Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement with your wheel spoke.
    (Sign in Japan)

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  2. #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MomOnBike View Post
    Dear Body,

    Please reconsider your new policy of an Annual Major Health Event. Three years in a row is quite enough.

    Thank you

    Me
    I would like to second this motion -- I was joking about the surgery once a year hobby.

  3. #3
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    Question It's been a week,.. WELL?

    Listen people in Seattle, are your brains damp? That storm in the Gulf, it's become a Cat 2 hurricane, and come on shore. Am I to assume that I wasn't selected? Would you please just make the notification! Do I suck it up, accept that I'm stuck here with poor leadership, and get ready for hurricane season. Or do I get my house ready to sell? I'm scheduled for vacation starting tomorrow and all of next week - what I do kind of depends on the answer...

    You notified me that the job was open. Can you get your personnel office to make the notifications? Life in limbo is not exactly a fun place to be.
    Beth

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmccasland View Post
    Life in limbo is not exactly a fun place to be.
    Come on over if you need to borrow a cup of sugar
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  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmccasland View Post
    Life in limbo is not exactly a fun place to be.
    grrrr....I agree completely!

    Dear Secretary Donovan,
    Announce your funding decisions already! We're supposed to be on the same team--providing housing for disabled and elderly poor people. But you apparently are getting out of the housing business. Strange, give that's your reason for being. Your arrogance and vapidness are really appalling. I had such high hopes when you were appointed, but you're a real piece of work.

    Yours truly,
    me

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    Dear Esteemed People in Washington,
    While we're talking about life in limbo....
    Would you please renew the Federal Flood Insurance Program? My policy is up for renewal next month. It is hurricane season, and I live in an area that is a flood hazard. I pay for flood insurance, if you'd just send the bill! I do not want to be without flood insurance because you're playing politics.
    Beth

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    Dear toilet--
    I have no idea what you're doing, but stop making noises to yourself. It's annoying.

    Dear self--
    Get your butt back on the bike. I realize the housework needs to be done, and we need food for the week, but still. Get out for at least a little bit every evening (or during the day) this week. Have fun on some of those hills.
    At least I don't leave slime trails.
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    Saving for the next one...

  8. #8
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    Dear Hungrybear9562,

    Your awe of the double rainbow from January 8th, 2010 never ceases to make my day. It always manages to put a smile on my face if it doesn't make me laugh out loud. Keep living in wonder of the world!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

    Help me reach my $8,000 goal for the American Lung Association! Riding Seattle to D.C. for clean air! http://larissaridesforcleanair.org
    http://action.lungusa.org/goto/larissapowers

  9. #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owlie View Post
    Dear self--
    Get your butt back on the bike. I realize the housework needs to be done, and we need food for the week, but still. Get out for at least a little bit every evening (or during the day) this week. Have fun on some of those hills.
    This.

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmccasland View Post
    Dear Esteemed People in Washington,
    While we're talking about life in limbo....
    Would you please renew the Federal Flood Insurance Program? My policy is up for renewal next month. It is hurricane season, and I live in an area that is a flood hazard. I pay for flood insurance, if you'd just send the bill! I do not want to be without flood insurance because you're playing politics.
    What a good idea! People in Nashville, which flooded recently, are saying the same thing. I can't believe there hasn't been more of a public outcry.

  11. #11
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    Dear Slow Twitch Muscles,
    Don't go acting all high and mighty to teach me a lesson for never using you. It truly is not my fault that you are all about sports that I don't prefer.
    Please be nice to me on the 20 mile hike.

 

 

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