Dear So and So

[divingbiker]

Dear Girl Gang -

There's no need to be unkind. This sort of behavior is why I'm selective about my friends. I don't find it particularly interesting to make fun of other people, particularly when you really don't know that person or their life circumstances. It's not funny, it's ungracious.

And disrespectful.

VB, you must work in my office. I've got a posse of junior high girls.

[jobob]

Dear impatient person driving the Cadillac with the very loud horn,

In case you haven't noticed, blaring your horn as you come up from behind me neither makes me go faster nor causes me to vanish.

So chill, m'kay? I wasn't in your way for that long, yeesh.