Bons bons could take care of the dairy and HFCS at the same time. So you're on your way to IM.
Though breaking, big Utah news indicates that you might have statistics working against you. Seems I live in the "thinnest" neighborhood in all of the great state (and to think that we chose it based on proximity to dog parks!).
OK, I'll walk to the store now to get some bon bons. Or I guess I should drive the 2 blocks, huh? Old habits die hard...