SadieKate runs! and skis! I think I know why this is happening.

It's that "for every action this is an equal and opposite reaction" thing. Though in my world I believe it is "for every inaction, there is an equal and opposite action, which is being picked up by SadieKate".

So does this mean if I actually take up smoking, and eating dairy, and eating more foods laden with HFCS, and that if I get a TV with cable or satellite that you will become an Ironman or something?

Let me know what you need me to do to hep out.