Dear So and So.

If the city is going to repave the street outside of our office, and the only access to our parking lot is from another parking lot on the cross street, then please could you not park your big giant trucks in our parking lot, taking up all of our spaces and blocking the entrance?

Crikey!

(Wishing I could bike to work, if it were not for the freaking stupid law that one cannot bike over the bridge to get here.)