Story I read goes something like this.
Prime Ministor Winston Churchill is at a formal dinner, seating goes Duchess of such and such, Duke of Something, Winston, Princess so and so...boy girl boy girl and so on.
Winston gets sloppy drunk and Duchess of Somethingorother turns to him and says in shocked voice "Mr Churchill, you sir are drunk!"
To which he replied "That I am, and you Madam, are an idiot. And tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
I don't know if this is urban legend, somebody?




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