Dear Verizon North,
Quit fu@$ing with me! I have now reported you to the FCC (thanks Trek!) and feel much better now. But enough is e-freakin' nuff, you know?

I returned your stupid modem almost 3 years ago and you keep sending me to different collections agencies. ANY time I get the chance, I will forever tell people of my bad experience with you and highly recommend they not use you. I hope the FCC bites you in the behind

Now I must finish my drink and go to bed, but this issue always gets my blood pumping so I doubt I'll be getting much sleep tonight....