Random evil thoughts for the day

[OakLeaf]

We did end up seeing the owner. Yep, male.

I think most women are more practical. There's no room in that little 2 seater for dogs, bikes, groceries, friends, etc.

I will never forget coming out of Staples one time to see the stereotypical middle-aged white guy with his brand new Porsche Boxster. He'd bought a desk, one of the ones that you assemble yourself, probably for his roughly 9 year old son who was with him. He's looking at the car... looking at the boy... looking at the box. We didn't stay long enough to find out whether the guy (1) tied the boy to the bumper, (2) called U-Haul to rent a truck big enough for his car, the desk, himself and the boy, or (3) called the kid's mom to come bail them out...