Dear parents of lazy adult children,

Once again on this cold, blustery day in January you are struggling to pull the trash cans down to the curb while your adult son is inside enjoying t.v.

Your sons have lived at home since after high school. They have good jobs. They continue to live at home but do not contribute other than take up your driveway with a $40,000 quad cab 4 WD pickup.

They live with the comforts and conveniences you provide yet won't do squat to help. They remain in your home up to the day they marry. When it doesn't work out, they're back with yet another $40,000 quad cab 4 WD pickup. If they get better paying jobs, they get better trucks and stereos.

Do yourself a favor and rent a U Haul and load their stuff. Then hand them a map of their new accommodations and let them handle the U Haul rental fee, rent, utilities, laundry, entertainment, and other essentials. Can't handle them getting behind on their bills? Tough! Don't enable them any more. Do us all a favor and let them enter the higher tax bracket by finding a better job. If they can't find one in this town, let them move to another town that has better jobs. Let them figure it out because, of all things, I'm sick of paying disability for people who are too lazy to hold down a regular job but want my tax dollars to support their desire to hunt and fish.

Sincerely,
Fed Up With Moochin' Men