When riding on the road, I ride with a group 95% of the time.
On our last group ride, there was this newbie... who insisted on riding in the lane NEXT to everyone else. So, we are taking up the entire right lane, and he is blocking the lane where cars are suppose to have room to get around us.
It pissed just about everyone off.
I talked to him about it and said that we wanted to make sure he would be OK... and not get hit by a car, so it would be best for him to ride in the lane with us.
He said, that he rode in the lane by himself... because his theory is that the one who DOES NOT get HIT is the one who STICKS OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB. So, for some odd reason, he figured that a car would go to hit a group of 30 cyclists, instead of hitting the idiot blocking his lane.
DUH! Yea, he gave us all a bad name that day.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"