How to treat a woman...

**bikerchick68** · 09-13-2005, 09:44 AM

How to treat a woman......

Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How to treat a man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV

**Trekhawk** · 09-13-2005, 10:02 AM

bikerchick68 - I love it. That pretty much sums it up. Perhaps thats another reason why we dont have TV at our house.

**Adventure Girl** · 09-13-2005, 10:04 AM

Funny! But true!

I pulled this quote off an old thread. It still cracks me up!

Originally Posted by Irulan

you bet, after 25 years of good marriage, here's the key to understanding men
'If they aren't horny, make them a sandwich".

**Trekhawk** · 09-13-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Adventure Girl

Funny! But true!

I pulled this quote off an old thread. It still cracks me up!

Thanks girls for giving me a good belly laugh.

**snapdragen** · 09-13-2005, 09:54 PM

A favorite of mine:

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna be trouble.

**singletrackmind** · 09-14-2005, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by snapdragen

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna be trouble.

Hee hee!!

The sisters three dating mantra:

Men!
Can't live with 'em, can't tell 'em where you live!

**profàvélo** · 10-03-2005, 12:10 PM

What's that frog doing in your bidet?

Having a pool party?

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