A "flapjack ribeye"??
If a flapjack is a pancake...I've seen blueberries in them...chocolate chips...even raisins...but never a ribeye! 
(Okay...I know I'm totally off base!)
But "chafe on the route" reminds me of my advocacy days...
My group was high-lighting an on-road bike route from Cape Ann (Massachusetts, north of Boston) to Cape Cod. The south-of-Boston route is currently marked as "Bike Route 1", or the Claire Saltonstall Bikeway. We wanted to finish the markings and make it a true "Cape to Cape" bike route.
So, we had t-shirts made up..."Cape to Cape"...but the font used made it look more like "Cafe to Cafe"....so we were forever joking that our goal was just to pedal from one cafe to another...eating our way through Massachusetts! Hah. (okay...back to work)
2007 Seven ID8 - Bontrager InForm
2003 Klein Palomino - Terry Firefly (?)
2010 Seven Cafe Racer - Bontrager InForm
2008 Cervelo P2C - Adamo Prologue Saddle