
Originally Posted by
maillotpois
Here's a great blonde moment I had yesterday:
DH and I had a seminar all day in Sacramento - about an hour and a half away. We left in a rush to get back because our daughter was home alone, and by the time we got back I REALLY had to go to the bathroom. I rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me without bothering to turn the light on. I noticed this strange flashing light coming from..???
I finished my "business", and then peered around in the bathroom to see where the flashing light was coming from.
Was it the smoke detector? No. A light from out on the street? No.
Finally, I called my daughter in to try to figure out what the heck this was...
...it was my Bluetooth headset. On my head.

You have no idea how reassuring I find this story. I KNOW I would have done this if you hadn't served as an example first. Thank you for your service. 
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks