Here's a great blonde moment I had yesterday:

DH and I had a seminar all day in Sacramento - about an hour and a half away. We left in a rush to get back because our daughter was home alone, and by the time we got back I REALLY had to go to the bathroom. I rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me without bothering to turn the light on. I noticed this strange flashing light coming from..???

I finished my "business", and then peered around in the bathroom to see where the flashing light was coming from.

Was it the smoke detector? No. A light from out on the street? No.

Finally, I called my daughter in to try to figure out what the heck this was...

...it was my Bluetooth headset. On my head.