I got a phone call today that went like this.

Ms. Zen?

Who's calling?

This is Sgt. Hoss.

(at this point I'm thinking State Police)

Of?

Of the U. S. Army.

OOOHHH No!
I've already done my time in the Army and you can't make me go back!

He laughed and thanked me for my time.

Has it gotten this bad that they're cold calling people?