I do have lot of respect for those who serve in the military. There is just no way I would survive in the basic training. Mentally,I'm just not there nor that kind of person.

Zen,

I think I could of had lots of fun with that one.

Ms. Zen?

Who's calling?

This is Sgt. Hoss.

(at this point I'm thinking State Police)
get hysterical "OMG OMG!!! IS MY SON OKAY!! MY SON WASN'T KILLED? OMG OMG!!!" hyper ventilate... "I think I'm going to pass out..." talk non stop for like five minutes so that he can't put in a word.

I have fun with telemarketters.
"Haro haro.. yes I speak ingrish..." let then talk away for 5 minutes or more with interjection of "ah huh" then when I get tired "Excuse me, I no understand... can you explain again about (first point)" And laugh...

oh I would love to buy that on a credit. but my home is being foreclosed and I'm filing for a bankrupcy. Can I still get that on a credit though???

smilingcat