I'm just happy bikeless clarified she Had shorts - for a moment there when she said red bike, red jersey, red helmet, red arm warmers and no shorts that she was riding in no shorts.........
which I guess would solve the whole issue of being or not being a poseur - since no one would be looking at her jersey et al!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"