I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that the percentage of bike riders ( not to mention people working out at the gym or jogging in public) who can successfully wear white shorts in public is less than 1/10 of 1.00%.

Ispent this weekend spending a certain amount of time riding bhind a well endowed older woman of color who definitely should not have been wearing white shorts, there was just way too much information available visibly. Then today I watched three different young ladies working out at the gym and confirming my impression that there is no one skinny enough, cut enough or otherwise appealing to wear white shorts while sweating and grunting and straining. Then there was the chick on the elliptical in front of me, who should not have been wearing white. After I got tired of fulminating about how much of her derreir I could see, I spen another mind numbing period contemplatig who in the world would wear a hot pik thong to the gym, much less under white shortie shorts.

Maybe I am just old and old fashioned and inclined to be grumpy but really????