Dear Cat

[azfiddle]

Dear Rory-

You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.

[Catrin]

Dear Rory-

You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.

ROFL, he didn't want to get wet when you squirted him

[snapdragen]

Dear Rory-

You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.

Smart kitty!!

[Maye]

Dear Rio De Janeiro (cat's full name :-)),
Why you keep waking me up with a long, creepy mooooaaaaah every morning??!! What do you want from me?
Sincerely,
Sleepy Head

[marni]

he or she is playing with your mind .

Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

marni

marni

[indysteel]

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

[snapdragen]

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

Izzy: But mom, it was a really cool game!

[Maye]

he or she is playing with your mind .

Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

marni

marni

Marni, just thinking about your cats whiskers inside the nose, makes my nose itch!

Oh the stare! yes, they are saying: wake up now or you will die, LOL.

[Catrin]

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

She just wants to keep you entertained

[indysteel]

She just wants to keep you entertained

And she's very good at that. There's never a dull day with Izzy in the house.

[marni]

we have a fountain on the breakfast bar that the cats drink out of between bouts of flinging water from it, the sink, the toilet, and the dogs water dish.

They were obviously otters or water sprites in a former life.

[lph]

Dear Lyra,

yes, we know it's hunting season again. We know you love it. And I'm totally fine, actually, with you catching mice and bringing them indoors, as long as you kill them quickly and either eat them completely or not at all.

But do you have to do all this right outside our bedroom door? You have the whole house! We're sleeping! We're not coming out to watch!

[skhill]

Dear Mica,

You know I've been trying to both train the dog to not chase or harass you and convince you to stand up to her. All that work, when all you needed was some catnip. Under the influence, you are fearless!

So, was all this just a plot to ensure a daily dose of catnip?

Love, your supplier

[pll]

Since I do not have a cat... allow me to share another video clip that had me laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

"Cat articulates his existence". Except for the narrator lacking a real French accent, it is perfect.

[marni]

this is our Mane Coon to the letter, including the markings! Tux's hell mate twin is alive and well. What a hoot!

marni