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  1. #1
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    Dear cat,
    Could you not throw up in the silverware drawer?
    Dear husband, could you not leave the drawer's open?
    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
    > Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!

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    Dear Henry, I love that when you "escape" to an area of the house where you're not really supposed to be, you don't use it as an opportunity to be a stinker like your sister. Rather, you find the softest thing in the room on which to cuddle and sit there like a good boy until we find you. You're the sweetest boy ever. I love you.
    Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.

    --Mary Anne Radmacher

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    Dear Rory-

    You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

    What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azfiddle View Post
    Dear Rory-

    You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

    What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.
    ROFL, he didn't want to get wet when you squirted him

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    Quote Originally Posted by azfiddle View Post
    Dear Rory-

    You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

    What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.
    Smart kitty!!

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    Dear Rio De Janeiro (cat's full name :-)),
    Why you keep waking me up with a long, creepy mooooaaaaah every morning??!! What do you want from me?
    Sincerely,
    Sleepy Head
    Last edited by Maye; 04-05-2012 at 07:17 AM.
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    he or she is playing with your mind .

    Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

    Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

    marni

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    Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?
    Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.

    --Mary Anne Radmacher

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    Quote Originally Posted by indysteel View Post
    Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?
    Izzy: But mom, it was a really cool game!

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    Quote Originally Posted by indysteel View Post
    Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?
    She just wants to keep you entertained

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catrin View Post
    She just wants to keep you entertained
    And she's very good at that. There's never a dull day with Izzy in the house.
    Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Continue to learn. Appreciate your friends. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.

    --Mary Anne Radmacher

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    Quote Originally Posted by marni View Post
    he or she is playing with your mind .

    Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

    Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

    marni

    marni
    Marni, just thinking about your cats whiskers inside the nose, makes my nose itch!

    Oh the stare! yes, they are saying: wake up now or you will die, LOL.
    Mariela
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