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  1. #1
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    Dear Crazy Choc. Lab:

    Why do you stand there and bark at us like that! We played, we ate, we petted, we went outside, we played ball, we got treats, we petted some more. You know you will get sent to time out in your kennel (the extra one we keep in the family room just for time outs). You seem happy when we send you there, but the door is open. You could just go in on your own!


    Dear Cute Little Beagle:

    Why are you so food obsessed. You haven't missed a meal yet! I know its your linage, but really, so annoying.

    Signed, Mom
    2011 Specialized Ruby Comp
    2015 Giant Liv Tempt 3

  2. #2
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    Dear Dog - you can tell time, can't you. How? How do you know it's time for your supper? At 4:30 you go in the kitchen and stand in front of the closet where your food is kept. By 4:40 you are pacing and crying if you haven't been fed. Then you act like Lassie and you come to get me in case I didn't hear you crying. (And yes, smittykitty - he is a beagle.)

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by goride View Post
    Dear Dog - you can tell time, can't you. How? How do you know it's time for your supper? At 4:30 you go in the kitchen and stand in front of the closet where your food is kept. By 4:40 you are pacing and crying if you haven't been fed. Then you act like Lassie and you come to get me in case I didn't hear you crying. (And yes, smittykitty - he is a beagle.)
    And I thought this was only a corgi thing...

  4. #4
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    Dear very old golden,

    I first saw you when your mom brought you home, your forever home. That was 14 or so years ago. I remember you were just this bundle of energy running under the coffee table and running out the other side. Watched you pee as your mom picked you up, ran outside and show where you were supposed to pee. You always have a smile on your face.

    And now, you have arthritis, and you don't hear too well, don't see too well, and your sniffer isn't that good anymore either. Sometimes, you don't remember what you are supposed to be doing. But I understand. And you are still furry as ever and you always have a smile on your face.

    I love you very much. I wish I could make you young again.

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingcat View Post
    And you are still furry as ever and you always have a smile on your face.

    I love you very much. I wish I could make you young again.
    Awww. I have a special soft spot for goldens There's no other dog that can smile with their whole body like that.
    Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin

    1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
    2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
    2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett

  6. #6
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    Seriously??

    Dear Zack,

    Cataracts? Really? You didn't get the memo about my new bike did you?

    Signed,

    Very poor Dogmama

    PS, I love you anyway!!
    To train a dog, you must be more interesting than dirt.

    Trek Project One
    Trek FX 7.4 Hybrid

 

 

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