Dear Cat

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

I DO NOT WANT YOUR BUTT THAT CLOSE TO MY FACE! MOVE!!

Thank you,

The woman who feeds you

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Where did you put the bathroom sink's drain plug? It was in it's proper place this morning after I brushed my teeth and left for work. How did you get it out of there anyway? You have a whole basket of toys, why yank the drain plug thingy?

Your Mom,
who keeps you in kibble and catnip

[jessmarimba]

Dear cat owners:

Who wants to take a bet on how long Critter's first Christmas tree is going to last? Considering that he currently 1) bites everything that fits in his mouth, 2) chases everything that can be made to move, and 3) breaks everything he can knock over?

[Owlie]

Dear boyfriend's cat:
Your being in front of the pantry != automatic receipt of kitty treats.
Stop complaining when you don't get them. I can hear you all the way over here.

[Atlas]

Dear Frisbee,
I understand how wonderful the Christmas tree is. I choose to enjoy it from a distance, not from within it as you prefer. However you choose to view it, please oh please, just don't eat it.

Love,
the girl who dangles the toys

[bmccasland]

Dear cat owners:

Who wants to take a bet on how long Critter's first Christmas tree is going to last? Considering that he currently 1) bites everything that fits in his mouth, 2) chases everything that can be made to move, and 3) breaks everything he can knock over?

Dear Frisbee,
I understand how wonderful the Christmas tree is. I choose to enjoy it from a distance, not from within it as you prefer. However you choose to view it, please oh please, just don't eat it.

Love,
the girl who dangles the toys

I've been pondering these same thoughts. Chloe Kitteh is in the "everything R my toys" stage.
Which is why I haven't put up the Christmas tree yet.

[azfiddle]

Rory-

Just a reminder: you are not a dog. Just because you like chasing the big dog toys, like to sleep in the dog's bed, and like the dog's jerky treats so much that we had to block the cupboard so you can't get to them, you are actually a cat, so please eat your own food which is provided in the dog-free room.

Thank you-
the management.

[jessmarimba]

I've been pondering these same thoughts. Chloe Kitteh is in the "everything R my toys" stage.
Which is why I haven't put up the Christmas tree yet.

Mine is artificial and pre-lit. So it's standing, with lights on, but nothing else. Yesterday I came home after 13 hours at work and one whole side of the tree was flat. Not sure if they climbed it or tipped it into the wall and it self-righted (the stand is very heavy!).

I'm debating a box of cheap plastic ornaments or just leaving it plain and lit. Maybe I'll make paper snowflakes and do tinsel and leave it at that?