Dear Dog

[Chile Pepper]

Dear Golden Retriever:

Why do you like to carry around rocks? Why the bigger, the better? I understand that you like a challenge, but the rocks are chipping your teeth. Normal dogs like sticks. I can see that sticks might be less satisfying since they aren't round and thus don't fit in your mouth, but at least they don't chip your teeth.

Signed,
The woman who doesn't throw the tennis ball nearly as much as you would like

[Dogmama]

Dear Golden Retriever:

Why do you like to carry around rocks? Why the bigger, the better? I understand that you like a challenge, but the rocks are chipping your teeth. Normal dogs like sticks. I can see that sticks might be less satisfying since they aren't round and thus don't fit in your mouth, but at least they don't chip your teeth.

Signed,
The woman who doesn't throw the tennis ball nearly as much as you would like

Hi mom,

Tennis balls wear down my teeth too. Maybe I'd like a nice hard nylabone?

Your dog

[Dogmama]

Sweet Boy,

The UPS man is not an Invader Who Must be Barked At Continuously.

(Sometimes he brings doggie treats!)

Signed,

Woman with hearing loss

[goride]

Dear Ninja Dog -

Every morning you sneak into the bedroom and steal my socks. I left them out so I can take you out in the morning without freezing my toes off. It's getting cold out again, you know.

Signed,

Cold Feet

[skhill]

Dear dog,

Why do you drool in the car but no where else? You left a puddle there on your seat. That's a lot of drool dripping off your chin.

Love, your chauffeur

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Jensie Dog,

You can sleep eight hours when you want to but when I want to you want play time at five hours. Why???

Signed,
Your tired and owned human