Today's was pretty entertaining too, actually.Originally Posted by OakLeaf
In case you miss it - minus the buy-my-crap links, it reads like this:
One day, his wife went to her husband danced before, so excited that he didn't know what to say for a moment, her husband thought she was going to dance with him, and together with his wife.
Why are you so happy? The husband asked.
Dear, I have a good news for you! His wife said.
Good very! Just tell me what is the news! Husband road.
She was no longer beating, breath, I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road: really!
She speak with his mouth said: really, my dear! There are two.
Husband asked in surprise: just pregnant and how do you know my arms are twins!
It's easy, borrow money from gilian explains: I went to pharmacies to buy two bags of pregnancy detection tools, both packet inspection are positive!
Do we have a linguist in the house, willing to try and pick out which language this is translated from? I mean... "tract"??
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11-11-2011, 02:12 AM #1
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11-11-2011, 03:23 AM #2
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I noticed two new ones this morning, Joseph and Paul... did I miss any?
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11-11-2011, 03:36 AM #3
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the pregnancy joke one is still there, under adventure stories. And then there's your two, who I'm sure are fascinated by the topic of women riding bikes.
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11-11-2011, 03:38 AM #4
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Ruh-roh. My first reaction was "I'm going to have to start reading the spam."
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11-11-2011, 04:31 AM #5
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No, I'm just bored at work.
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11-11-2011, 05:18 AM #6
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Haha! Originally Posted by lph
No, I'm just bored at work.
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11-11-2011, 07:04 AM #7
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What happened to your idea of possibly wrenching for a living? Back burner, or do you need a kick in the Originally Posted by lph
No, I'm just bored at work.
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Edit, that smiley face is instead of a butt. It looks like I mean to kick you in the face. Oops!Last edited by redrhodie; 11-11-2011 at 07:09 AM.
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11-11-2011, 07:35 AM #8
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Originally Posted by redrhodie
Yeah, I do need a kick in the butt. I have actually applied for another job, so I am slowly shifting a little bit. And considering holding local wrenching classes come spring, to test it out a bit. I don't know if it's anything to live off, but maybe just teaching will keep me happy
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11-11-2011, 05:47 PM #9
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I like it- it's kind of like free style verse, or eecummings haiku... Originally Posted by lph
She was no longer beating, breath,
I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road:
really!
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