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[bmccasland]

I went looking and found one. Somewhat a circular statement.

And LPH, about those dancing lessons, what type and when?

[lph]

I'm so glad you asked! Personally I subscribe to the theory that dancing is a pleasurable commotion for all ages and all juncture.

By the way, our classes are familiarized in the direction of duos and we do not necessitate duos to spin.

(Yup, this is actually lifted from one of our more entertaining spam posts.)

[OakLeaf]

Dang, I missed that one!

[lph]

Dang, I missed that one!

Today's was pretty entertaining too, actually.
In case you miss it - minus the buy-my-crap links, it reads like this:

One day, his wife went to her husband danced before, so excited that he didn't know what to say for a moment, her husband thought she was going to dance with him, and together with his wife.
Why are you so happy? The husband asked.
Dear, I have a good news for you! His wife said.
Good very! Just tell me what is the news! Husband road.
She was no longer beating, breath, I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road: really!
She speak with his mouth said: really, my dear! There are two.
Husband asked in surprise: just pregnant and how do you know my arms are twins!
It's easy, borrow money from gilian explains: I went to pharmacies to buy two bags of pregnancy detection tools, both packet inspection are positive!



Do we have a linguist in the house, willing to try and pick out which language this is translated from? I mean... "tract"??

[Pax]

I noticed two new ones this morning, Joseph and Paul... did I miss any?

[lph]

the pregnancy joke one is still there, under adventure stories. And then there's your two, who I'm sure are fascinated by the topic of women riding bikes.

[OakLeaf]

Ruh-roh. My first reaction was "I'm going to have to start reading the spam."

Are you sure you aren't one of them?

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

One day, his wife went to her husband danced before, so excited that he didn't know what to say for a moment, her husband thought she was going to dance with him, and together with his wife.
Why are you so happy? The husband asked.
Dear, I have a good news for you! His wife said.
Good very! Just tell me what is the news! Husband road.
She was no longer beating, breath, I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road: really!
She speak with his mouth said: really, my dear! There are two.
Husband asked in surprise: just pregnant and how do you know my arms are twins!
It's easy, borrow money from gilian explains: I went to pharmacies to buy two bags of pregnancy detection tools, both packet inspection are positive!

I like it- it's kind of like free style verse, or eecummings haiku...

She was no longer beating, breath,
I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road:
really!

[salsabike]

I'm so glad you asked! Personally I subscribe to the theory that dancing is a pleasurable commotion for all ages and all juncture.

By the way, our classes are familiarized in the direction of duos and we do not necessitate duos to spin.

(Yup, this is actually lifted from one of our more entertaining spam posts.)

I think that approaches spam greatness.

[snapdragen]

I think that approaches spam greatness.

Maybe we need to gather them all together and get it published......

[Owlie]

I miss all the entertaining ones. Sad.

[KnottedYet]

$$$$$$$$$$$$

I found the tandem I want. The shop has one. It fits us both. In a beeeeooootiful green color we both like. It is no longer made to the same specs (and costs $200 more now, while not being *exactly* what I've always wanted)

Gonna test ride tomorrow.

Pray for my soul....

[OakLeaf]

You know you need it.

[lph]

I miss all the entertaining ones. Sad.

Hey folks, we have a new one!

You SEE?

[indysteel]

Hey folks, we have a new one!

You SEE?

You mean "Baby" or the purse maker?