Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

Dear Alexis
you can sell your shorts here on TE. I have two pairs of shorts i have bought from other TE ladies and .. NO REGRETS!

[Crankin]

Dear MA Association of Mental Health Counselors,
You have a lot of nerve charging 400.00+ dollars for your exam review course. I've had 2 days of you reading to me from the book, all in preparation for today's simulations. This could have been done in 4 hours.
Plus, a presenter who has word finding problems and falls asleep when he other person is speaking is not fit to be a presenter. I know I chose this profession so I could work until I am old, but really, does this woman fall asleep when she is listening to her clients????
And your publications/transparencies are filled with spelling errors.

I won't even talk about the people in this class who have failed the exam 5 times and are out there working. How did you get a graduate degree?? I know it wasn't where I went to school.

[Owlie]

Dearest K:
I cannot imagine how difficult it was for you to share that...and how immensely more difficult it must have been to tell your family, given their religious background. I hope they're being as supportive as you deserve, and I hope you're doing better, physically and emotionally.

[jessmarimba]

Dear airlines:

Please cooperate today. I know I'm pushing it with this flight schedule but I'm already going to be up for 23 hours and I'd really really really like to make it home to sleep in my own bed tonight. Err, tomorrow morning.

Sleepily yours.

On the flip side, anyone in Oakland, CA want to grab coffee this afternoon?

[tulip]

Dear Neighbor,
In case you hadn't noticed, the hurricane is long gone and we've had power back for weeks. The fact that your life is so chaotic isn't any of my business. EXCEPT when you don't pay your electric bill and run the <beep>ing generator for the last two weeks. The neighbors have been more than generous with giving you plenty of time to get your act together and get the power back on. That has ended, and I have called the cops to report you. I will continue to call the cops until you shut the damn thing off and keep it off. Given your past and ongoing troubles with the law, I'm sure you'll be thrilled at this development.

Your sleepless neighbor,
Tulip

PS, and don't give be any BS excuse about not having income because your "business" dried up. If that picks back up, you can be sure I'll start calling the cops for that reason, too. If you haven't noticed, we don't like drug dealers on our street. The most blissful week around here was the one you were in the slammer.

[Bethany1]

Dear Store Clerk,

I can't believe store policy is to ask for my birthdate just to get Nyquil now. I suppose that's going to be behind the counter soon as well? I'm not mad, just found it absolutely hilarious given my Allegra-D issues.

At least my cold is over now.


Dear DH,

Thank you for taking care of me while I was sick.

[Catrin]

Dear Local Television News Cast,

I understand that we haven't had a good rain since early June, I get that. Is that, however, any reason to send your anchor out into the pre-dawn rain to report on it? Why is a simple rain news-worthy outside of the weather report, or at least more than a seconds reference? Surely the news isn't THAT slow...

Perplexed