Dear Side Walk Cyclist,

You're probably lucky I wasn't driving and I'm not your typical inattentive person on the road.... Not only were you riding relatively fast downhill on the sidewalk, you totally blew through a solid "don't walk" after the light was green for me.... What really blew my mind is that you giggled... Had I been a typical car driver, not been able to see as well, hear you, check myself from moving as quickly and also not looking for someone to come off the sidewalk like that... I might have hit you and it really would not have been a laughing matter. It wouldn't have been funny if I had started forward and you'd T-boned me on my bike either....

I'm generally willing to defend cyclists, even if they aren't doing something popular, as long as they are at least following the rules, but you girlie were really working hard at becoming a casualty and I would not have been able to defend you at all....