Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dearest right knee--
Would you either tell me what the problem is so that I can fix it, or stop hurting.

Dear various body parts--
WTF?

[bmccasland]

Dear Self,
You'll sleep better if you forego the 2nd iced coffee in the afternoon. What were you thinking?

Dear Calypso,
Midnight cat fights is why I want you in after the sun goes down. So you snuck out, had a lousy time, and now are totally wiped. Did you learn anything? Don't beg to go out tonight, you had me worried sick last night. Bad kitty. Hopefully the neighbors will find your collar.