Dear So and So

[Roadtrip]

Dear man driving a motorized penis extension:

No, I was not going to pass a slow-moving industrial lawnmower on a winding, tree-lined road with blind curves and a double-yellow line where the speed limit is 40 miles an hour and I can't see around said lawnmower. If you want to do it, be my guest. I'll happily talk to the cops about what happened.

Sorry to hear you had an encounter with the MPE. Tought you mostly stuck to the trail? Where were you riding?

Shannon