Dear So and So

[Catrin]

Dear self,

I hope you've learned your lesson. Paying attention in the kitchen is not optional. No more ER visits for you. Let your heavily-wrapped, useless right hand serve as a reminder to be more aware in the future. Dummy.

Love,
me

Eeeek! I hope your healing is swift and will soon fade to a memory. You type pretty good without two hands!

((((Ultraviolet))))