Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse?

[tangentgirl]

That's what shady Canadian pharmacies are for, BSG.

My BF and I have a Winchester, it's the best-stocked bar in town. We've agreed to meet there if the house is *$&%ed. Alas, if it is a tsunami instead of zombies, it would be the worst location, being right on the marina. But whatever, I'm guessing zombies are much more likely.

We have lots of bicycles and a couple few motorcycles, so if gas is scarce, we're covered. We could probably convert the motorcycles to biofuel of some sort.

We also have a manual typewriter, in case there are no computers and we need to communicate with people in a formal manner.

Our trees produce lots of oranges and grapefruit, so scurvy won't be an issue. Also, while I haven't been able to really grow many vegetables very well, the parsley is going OFF in the yard. if anyone needs a post-apocalypse garnish, come see me.

Of course, we have no water, food, first aid, etc. I should probably buy some band-aids next time I'm at the Target. We'll be bartering for letters and bicycle rides, in between decapitating the living dead.

Speaking of which, when does the Walking Dead come back on AMC?