Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse?

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You've got red on you.

Let's go to the Winchester!

Seriously, my next bike will be a cyclocross bike and I'm already planning to give it a zombie-themed name. Right now I'm thinking "Ed." I had thought maybe "Rule #1" would be a good name, but I like bikes with people names. I also plan to affix this somewhere to the frame:


We have so many unpaved roads in the area that a cyclocross bike seems like the most practical and efficient means to avoid zombies.