Dear Family,

Don't make me put you guys in timeout and send you to your rooms till you can get along. I thought we were all adults. 8:30 AM and round 2 or is it 5 is starting.

Get over yourselves, it's Christmas where we celebrate the joy of fighting with each other and giving each other gifts. How bout you guys let me enjoy opening my presents and watching you guys open yours before you make me want to throttle you to stop the bickering.

Thank you.