Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Catrin, it's the same here, but we're not expecting that much snow. It's supposed to get up into the 50s by New Year's, though.

Dear Lebron James & Coach Phil Jackson,

Quit your whining about having to play on Christmas Day. You make millions from your job, not to mention endorsements. I'll bet the LA Clippers would love to play in your prime time slot

Suck it up.

Having spent the last four years in Cleveland, I never want to hear anything about Lebron James ever again...so would most of Cleveland, I imagine!

My turn:
Dear boyfriend--
Rubbing in the fact that you're seeing all of your friends over Christmas isn't very nice. Especially because most of my friends from college are now out of state, and my friends from high school are either a)out of state; b) on vacation out of state; or c) have a sufficiently short break that we can't get together. My social interaction at the moment consists of my family. While I like them, they tend to get rather grating after a while--my parents because they still won't treat me like an adult, and my sister because of the constant jabs about my weight.
Stop, please.
Me.