Dear health gods:

Was it something we said???

On the exact day my oncologist has decreed that I'm well done (DH says I should have asked for rare. . .) and don't need to come back to get nuked any more, the dog's back goes out and I spend the morning and far too many dollars at the vet.

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEALTH PROBLEMS!!! (Did you hear me?)

Can this be the end? Please?