Quote Originally Posted by NbyNW View Post
Dear beloved puppydog,

I'm too tired to take you for another walk tonight. Please feel free to avail yourself of the back yard. That's why we have it. Really, it's not part of the house and we won't be mad if you relieve yourself there. Really, truly.
Your dog and my dog must have gone to the same Finishing School for Polite Dogs. It's annoying sometimes!