Dear flipped-your-wig co-worker,

So you're still too sick to come to work, but well enough to party? I supposed that's part of your problem. You can party with the best of them but can't deal with being a responsible adult, and earning your keep in life. What was with the taking all the pictures? At least you didn't have people taking pictures of you. I understand you're a social bird, and need positive energy around you, completely dependant on it in fact. But the positive flow must come from the inside - haven't you learned that yet during your stay in the psych ward?

Meanwhile do me one little favor, decide if you're coming back to work, or just quit. We're tired of picking up your load while you're out. Don't be surprised if you meet hositility when/if you come back. We're all tired, overworked, and to be down two people, one of which is in limbo (you) doesn't help matters.