Quote Originally Posted by kenyonchris View Post
"12-dispatch. I am on scene and the rancher is not home. I knocked but I don't think he herd me."
I try to not point out typos, and I hope I don't offend, but I love when they reveal the inner workings of our brain and schemas. I'm 99.99% positive that, had you been talking about a chicken, you would not have made this particular typo.

Beyond that, funny story.