How much do looks define your self-image?

[lph]

Probably girdles. My mother told me of having one basically explode off of her, it was so taut.

This one had me chortling out loud

I had a pair of uppity buppity nylons as a young adult that were like that. They turned my already small tush flat and ROCK HARD

[Zen]

This one had me chortling out loud

Chortling? Just chortling? I guffawed at that one.

My mom told me a story involving her swimming and what were known as "falsies".

Buoyant falsies.

[malkin]

Preggers bellies are buoyant too.
Even if the fetus is a girl.