inside my mind on a bike ride.....

[ClockworkOrange]

Nice one, yes, I can definitely relate to that.

It's odd how your brain sometimes just has a mind of it's own.............

Made me chuckle at this early time of the morning.

Clock

[smurfalicious]

I think mine goes something like this:

....weeeeee, bikes are fun... people at work are st00pid Lyons isn't that far... hmmm, it's really hot.... oooh donation bikes, bet something in there needs my wrenching skills.... huh this is not a hill, really, yet I am already sick of climbing... la la taking the lane makes me feel like a real roadie... hmmmm grabbing water bottle is an excuse to coast... ooooh mini golf and go carts, can I do that in cleats... downhill? downhill? sort of, not long enough... real downhill, big shift, ooops too much shift... Lyons 12 miles, nonsense and hogwash! .... ugh, big hill, trying, trying, walking... why am I walking when the hot guy rides by, do I need anything? yes your phone number, wait my ankle is broken can you give me a ride home? ... maybe I'll just go to Nelson road and, no told everyone I'm going to Lyons... is that, Nelson? nooo Neva Rd, ha ha "Neva say neva" keep pedaling... energy gels are yucky, but I didn't gag yet, pleh, I gagged... uh oh out of water, over shifted again, stupid chain... oh signs of life on farm, use jersey cleavage to procure water... farmer says 3.5 miles to lyons, I can smell the burger... BIG downhill, ZOMG BIG DOWNHILL!!!!... drops are scary, skinny tires, oh gawd, scary, fun, scary, fun, scary, FUUUUUUN!!!! ... burger, burger, burger.... mmmmmm guilt free beer and burger on the patio, bikes are good...