*snort*

Who are they kidding? Don't they know the first thing about cats?

You say:

"Kitteh, here's a brand-new shelf, right next to the keyboard, 'specially designed for you to sit on while I work. "

Kitteh hears:

""Kitteh, here's a brand-new shelf, right next to the keyboard, 'specially designed for you to sit on while I work. "