Dear So and So

[crazycanuck]

Perhaps she could go missing like Jimmy Hoffa

[redrhodie]

Dear MarkAnthony (and all other 1st time posters who are really here to sell flowers),

This is not the right place for that. If your advertising budget is so minuscule that you think infiltrating this forum is a good idea, I can only imagine what your shrivelled bouquets look like.

[carpaltunnel]

Dear fellow Cubeville dweller:

So you've mastered the art of doing nothing and our "managers" aren't smart enough to figure it out. Guess what: the rest of us are shouldering the extra load to keep you in a pay check. Don't wander around talking to us endlessly in your bellowing voice. It disturbs not only your victim but the whole area, and believe me, you aren't as well liked as you imagine you are. We understand that you're only talking to us to kill time, and as soon as your lunch time arrives, your monologue ends so you can leave.

While your'e at lunch, we're trying to get caught up, bozo.

[firenze11]

Dear fellow Cubeville dweller:

So you've mastered the art of doing nothing and our "managers" aren't smart enough to figure it out. Guess what: the rest of us are shouldering the extra load to keep you in a pay check. Don't wander around talking to us endlessly in your bellowing voice. It disturbs not only your victim but the whole area, and believe me, you aren't as well liked as you imagine you are. We understand that you're only talking to us to kill time, and as soon as your lunch time arrives, your monologue ends so you can leave.

While your'e at lunch, we're trying to get caught up, bozo.

I was listening to CBC radio the other day and they were talking about "strategic incompetence" at work. Sounds like you might have a case of that here.

[deedolce]

Dear Cupid,
I'm emailing with a very steady, nice sounding man, who is into cycling as much as I am, if not more. Please make sure I don't weird out/retreat/freak out and do all those things I've done in the past. Please let him NOT have serious issues/baggage/problems and be capable of a relationship.

Yours truly,
Me

[KnottedYet]

good luck, DeeDolce!

[mimitabby]

Dear trickster who is in charge of it all.
Is hope so bad? We had the other team in charge for how many years now? What would be wrong with giving a new face a chance, someone who people can believe in, and look forward to hearing him open his mouth? Someone we can look up to and follow, instead of groaning every time he opens his mouth or vetoes yet another good bill.

Can't we be great again? can't we try? can't we hope?

Thanks
-cynical old woman