Dear So and So

[Zen]

Dear SoSo,
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? the Shadow? No, not even the Shadow. The Shadow places himself in a situation and interprets it as he would. so stop placing yourself in the minds of others and if you don't have anything nice to say just keep quiet for once.

[LoriO]

Dear UPS,

Thank you for totally ruining my Valentine's day by not delivering my husband's gifts on the day you were supposed to! Tracking showed it out for delivery at 0500 am and then nothing..nada...zip. Finally, you update the tracking at 2030 that night saying that you screwed up and it never made it out of the building!!!!! Bad enough I had no gift to give DH but one of the items was perishable (chocolate covered raspberries) and needs to be eaten within a few days of being made..so now we have to scarf them down faster then we would have liked so we can enjoy them before they go bad!

Thanks again UPS.

[Velobambina]

Dear Fiona -- Even though you were a bad girl and growled at/bit the vet when she put in your IV, Dr. H took such great care of you during your girl surgery. Please be a good honeybear. Mommy is taking off a few days of work to make sure you stay relatively calm and don't like your stitches, so Mommy is counting on you NOT to wrestle with your older sisters.

[chickwhorips]

Mommy is taking off a few days of work to make sure you stay relatively calm and don't like your stitches, so Mommy is counting on you NOT to wrestle with your older sisters.

Good luck! I'm out of the stage right now and started on rehab. It's hard and frustrating, but the two of you will get through it and will be happy when its done!

[chickwhorips]

Dear Neighbor,
Sorry I ruined your daughter's birthday craft making, but I took the constant pounding for the last hour. I've been trying to watch a movie and when I'm to the point of going deaf from trying to drown out the pounding yes I'm going to pound on the wall. Thankfully I don't have to work tomorrow or else it would be the time I'm trying to sleep and then I would be even more annoyed.
I understand it is an older place and the walls aren't thick, but be polite. You know that you can hear the neighbors and I doubt if you would want to hear me pounding at 5 am when I get up in the morning. Usually I just ignore you, but it is one of those nights.
I guess we are even though. Considering I have a big note on the door that says "Do NOT ring the doorbell or knock" and you rang the doorbell. Thankfully Peanut didn't run across the floor and hurt herself.
Thanks,
Your neighbor

[Velobambina]

CWR---I got one of those in the house next door to us. Mr. Handyman. Since they moved in, the hammer, power sawer whatever, going all the time. The month my dad died,he decided that the windows on the wall abutting our house were too small and knocked out brick/mortar til all hours [we live in an urban area, the houses are fairly close together, so you guessed it, there goes our privacy]. Last summer, when he was breaking up cement w/a SINKING IRON past sunset, I finally had enough & called the cops on him. One cheerful thought is that they are military and hopefully, will be transferred sometime soon.

[chickwhorips]

I do feel bad about how I went around it, but nothing I can do about that now.
Even without her daughter home, she is still banging around!

[Velobambina]

Don't feel bad, Chick. You can take only so much and deserve a measure of peace/quiet in your own home.

[sundial]

Dear Weather,

Please make up your mind. Tornados in February? Lightning and snow? What the thunder??

Signed,
Blown Away in Arkansas

[mimitabby]

To whom it may concern

It absolutely baffles me as to why some people on some forums continue to describe way too much -- talking about way more personal stuff than anyone else really wants to know. We are glad that you are in a relationship, but there are some details you just generally do NOT share in public. There are things called boundaries; most people have them. It is the ability to discern what is private and what is not. I hope you learn them soon. I believe that you mean well, but my reaction to your declarations (and that of others) is off the scene gagging. Is that what you want us to do?

I know you'll never read this; because you don't come here; but I'm relieved to get it off my chest.

Miss Manners

[Veronica]

Dear Tucker Cat,

Why is it you always want to snuggle when I'm getting ready for work? You also need to stop growing. Soon I won't be able to hold you under my chin, where you like to be.


Dear Cassie Cat,

Please sheath your claws before pouncing on my head when I'm doing my ab workout.

[Tiffany]

Dear all sick people at my work,

Please have the common courtesy to stay home if you're sick with the flu. It is truly an epidemic here and you know this. You were just the one complaining of Jane Doe coming to work last Thursday sick ... now you show up with a fever and vomiting and expect to stay at work and spread germs? Please. I don't want your germs, nor does anyone else. Please stay home.

[Pax]

Dear Mom,

I know you are utterly bereft over losing Dad, you are so sad and at such a loss as to what to do next. I just kills me to see you in such pain, I would do anything to be able to alleviate it even a bit. I love you so much and I'm helpless, I can do all the errand and business things...but I can't ease your suffering.

I'm sorry.

Your loving daughter

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

{{{{Queen}}}}

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

To whom it may concern

It absolutely baffles me as to why some people on some forums continue to describe way too much -- talking about way more personal stuff than anyone else really wants to know. We are glad that you are in a relationship, but there are some details you just generally do NOT share in public. There are things called boundaries; most people have them. It is the ability to discern what is private and what is not. I hope you learn them soon. I believe that you mean well, but my reaction to your declarations (and that of others) is off the scene gagging. Is that what you want us to do?

I know you'll never read this; because you don't come here; but I'm relieved to get it off my chest.

Miss Manners

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