Dear So and So

[Brandy]

Dear self,

Get off the internet and go back to bed for an hour. You'll appreciate it later in the day. I promise.

Love,
me

[sundial]

Dear compounding pharmacy,

I had a Rx for something you compound frequently and provide gallons of it for the university athletes. So why were you too lazy to make mine in the remaining 15 minutes of work? You saw me and ducked behind the counter when I walked in and had one of your techs tell me to come back tomorrow. I mentioned I was from out of town and you didn't get it. It was my first and last visit to your sorry drug store.

Thanks to your 'tude, I'll not recommend anyone go to your drug store.

Oh, and I noticed you were moving out of the really nice location. Maybe it's because you lost too many customers to keep those expensive doors open?

Stick a suppository up yours and have a nice day!