Dear So and So

[bmccasland]

Dear Water Department,
In case you didn't notice the garbage out on the curb, and the furnishings visible through the blinds, I haven't moved, and my house isn't vacant. Why didn't the tech notice this and knock on my door when he came to yank the meter on the "vacant" house. Fortunately I was home sick at the time. Looked like your tech saw a ghost when I walked out the door of a "vacant house", come on I didn't look that bad. At least the supervisor gave the OK for him to give me a new meter.

Now will you explain, once again why I had to pay another deposit for my account that I didn't close, and I didn't receive the refund check? If you put a stop payment on the check, why am I paying twice? And I'm supposed to trust you that it'll all work out in the end? Why couldn't I just pay my December bill? The one I didn't receive because I didn't move to Montana? What good southerner would move to Montana, IN THE WINTER???